"I like it when the beat goes da na da na/Baby make your booty go da na da na/Girl I know you wanna show da na da na/That thong th thong thong thong
Whoaaa That dress so scandalous/ And I swear another monkey couldn't handle it..."
Or something to that effect.
Here is the official thong of MonkeyNaut. I guess.
$10.00 each.
Go here to order.
We firmly believe that women should be allowed to sit ina recliner, swig beer & watch the game. If said women lose money on said game and have stupid best friends getting in their faces about said lost cash. We believe women should be allowed to open a can of whoop ass.
We present The MonkeyNaut Manbeater Tank for Her. Wear it when the cops show up.
$16.00 each.
Go here to order.
I have no idea what the right occassion for wearing this might be. I am only a monkey. I wear what society tells me I have to and just a little less.
In that spirit, here's The MonkeyNaut Camisole. I imagine it would be perfet for sleepovers and pillow fights, what have you. You're pretty. This would look beautiful on you. Really.
$17.00 each.
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Baby Doll Tee
Naughty girls need love, too. Seal the deal by sporting the MonkeyNaut Baby Tee. Hey, it looks just as cute crumpled up on the floor. Or not, it's really up to you. I'd hate to come off like I'm objectifying anyone.
Unless, of course, you're into that.
Anyway, The MonkeyNaut Baby Doll Tee is good for whatever you want to do.
$17.99 each.
Go here to order.
"Chicks are intimidated by the size of the helmet."
No, really. They'll be impressed at your honesty.
Yep. Whew.
$15.00 each.
Go here to order.
MonkeyBeater Tank
"Chicks are intimidated by the size of the helmet."
If worse comes to worst, you can use the "Irony Defense"
$15.00 each.
Go here to order.
Front: "Chicks are intimidate..."
Back: "I could be wrong. I am only a monkey."
Available in Red, Black & Blue
$19.00 each.
Go here to order.
(whatever that means)
Gray Tee
Because "Make Love Not War" seemed passe and you really can't go wrong with this. Be cool though, it's "puff, puff, pass."
$16.00 each.
Go here to order.
Front: MonkeyNaut
Back: The Space Monkey's Prayer
I have nothing else
to say about this.
$20.00 each.
Go here to order.
click here if you want. If not, fine. be that way. i fling my feces at you.
$10.99 each.
Go here to order.
The Space Monkey's Prayer Mug.
$12.50 each.
Go here to order.
The original.
$12.50 each.
Go here to order.
SpaceMonkey's Prayer Tee $15.00
You're standing at the bar, drinking your beer. It's a slow night on a monday or tuesday. Just then, a really hot [insert chick/dude} walks up and says, "That's a really cool shirt." You shrug and say, "Yeah." There is an awkward silence before you both smile and walk away. Because seriously, if all you can come up with for coversation is a stupid t-shirt, you don't deserve to go home with anybody.
I could be wrong. I'm only a monkey. Buy the shirt anyway.
Pack of 20 $10.00
six months ago you moved 1500 miles from home. Ever since you call home and lie to your friends and family about groupie tang and the dead presidents you're rolling in.
Your phone just got disconnected. Send them a SpaceMonkey Postcard. It's better that way. No one will hear the desperation in your voice anyway.
I could be wrong. I'm only a monkey.