MonkeyNaut's Swag
MonkeyNaut for the Ladies
Order MonkeyNaut Thong. Order Ladies Tank Order MonkeyNaut Camisole. Order the MonkeyNaut Baby Doll Tee
The MonkeyNaut Thong
"I like it when the beat goes da na da na/Baby make your booty go da na da na/Girl I know you wanna show da na da na/That thong th thong thong thong

Whoaaa That dress so scandalous/ And I swear another monkey  couldn't handle it..."

Or something to that effect.
Here is the official thong of MonkeyNaut.  I guess.
$10.00 each.
Go here to order.
The MonkeyNaut ManBeater
We firmly believe that women should be allowed to sit ina recliner, swig beer & watch the game.  If said women lose money on said game and have stupid best friends getting in their faces about said lost cash. We believe women should be allowed to open a can of whoop ass.

We present The MonkeyNaut Manbeater Tank for Her.  Wear it when the cops show up.
$16.00 each.
Go here to order.
The MonkeyNaut Camisole
I have no idea what the right occassion for wearing this might be. I am only a monkey.  I wear what society tells me I have to and just a little less. 

In that spirit, here's The MonkeyNaut Camisole.  I imagine it would be perfet  for sleepovers and pillow fights, what have you. You're pretty. This would look beautiful on you.  Really.

$17.00 each.
Go here to order.
The MonkeyNaut
Baby Doll Tee
Naughty girls need love, too. Seal the deal by sporting the MonkeyNaut Baby Tee. Hey, it looks just as cute crumpled up on the floor.  Or not, it's really up to you.  I'd hate to come off like I'm objectifying anyone.

Unless, of course, you're into that.
Anyway, The MonkeyNaut Baby Doll Tee is good for whatever you want to do.
$17.99 each.
Go here to order.
tell me something
MonkeyNaut for Men
Order the Boxer. Order the Men's Tank Order the Jersey
Tune in, Turn on, Pass some time in between surfing for porn.
The MonkeyNaut Boxer
"Chicks are intimidated by the size of the helmet."
No, really.  They'll be impressed at your honesty.

Yep. Whew.

$15.00 each.
Go here to order.
The MonkeyNaut
MonkeyBeater Tank
"Chicks are intimidated by the size of the helmet."
If worse comes to worst, you can use the "Irony Defense"

$15.00 each.
Go here to order.
The MonkeyNaut Jersey

Front: "Chicks are intimidate..."
Back: "I could be wrong. I am only a monkey." 
Available in Red, Black & Blue

$19.00 each.
Go here to order.
UniSex MonkeyNaut
(whatever that means)
Take a hit off the Bong!
order the longsleeve tee
Bongs Not Bombs
Gray Tee
Because "Make Love Not War" seemed passe and you really can't go wrong with this.  Be cool though, it's "puff, puff, pass."

$16.00 each.
Go here to order.
The MonkeyNaut Long Sleeve Tee
Front: MonkeyNaut
Back: The Space Monkey's Prayer
I have nothing else
to say about this.

$20.00 each.
Go here to order.
Other MonkeyNaut Stuff
Order Duke Mug Order Here. Click on the Mousepad Order Old School Style MonkeyNaut Mug
The MonkeyNaut RatPad
click here if you want. If not, fine. be that way. i fling my feces at you.

$10.99 each.
Go here to order.
The MonkeyNaut Mug

The Space Monkey's Prayer Mug.


$12.50 each.
Go here to order.
Old School Space Monkey's Prayert Mug

The original.
$12.50 each.
Go here to order.
Front                                           Back
SpaceMonkey's Prayer Tee $15.00
You're standing at the bar, drinking your beer. It's a slow night on a monday or tuesday. Just then, a really hot [insert chick/dude} walks up and says, "That's a really cool shirt."  You shrug and say, "Yeah."  There is an awkward silence before you both smile and walk away. Because seriously, if all you can come up with for coversation is a stupid t-shirt, you don't deserve to go home with anybody.
I could be wrong. I'm only a monkey. Buy the shirt anyway.
Order the Old School MonkeyNaut Tee Order The Space Monkey's Prayer Tee
SpaceMonkey's Prayer Postcards
Pack of 20 $10.00
six months ago you moved 1500 miles from home. Ever since you call home and lie to your friends and family about groupie tang and the dead presidents you're rolling in.
Your phone just got disconnected. Send them a SpaceMonkey Postcard.  It's better that way. No one will hear the desperation in your voice anyway.
I could be wrong. I'm only a monkey
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